If I had a mountain, I'd try to fold it over.
If I had a boat, you know I'd probably roll over.
And I leave it on the shore, I'd leave it for somebody.
Surely there's somebody who needs it more than me.
The Day the Undertaker Rained on the Parade
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Chris Woodyard (previously at Neatorama) found a story from the *Weekly
Raleigh Register *that appeared on the front page on July 1, 1885. Although
the t...






